EXPELD :(

I WOS PRETE EXITID LAS WEK BECOS I GOT SIND UP FOR DACAR! (Ed. note: DACAR is daycare, not Dakar. Belby will not be traveling to Senegal.) WEN MOME SIND ME UP THER WOS A NIS LADE THER WHO GAV ME TRETS. SO I THOT DACAR WOS GOWEN TO BE GRAT! I THOT DACAR WOS ME AN MOME AN THE TRET LADE AN A CUPOL OTHER DOGS HEER AND THER.

THEN TO DAYS LATER DADE TUK ME TO DACAR. BUT THEN HE LEFT!! AN IT WOS JUS ME AN SUM STRANJURS AN ALOTUV DOGS I DONT EVEN NO!!!! I WOSINT HAPE. DACAR WOS NOT GRAT. SO I TRID TO GO AFTER DADE. I JUPT OVER A WOL AN I JUPT OVER A DOR. BUT NOBODE WUD LET ME GO OWSID! THAY KEP PUTIN ME BAK IN THE DACAR OFIS! I KEP JUPIN OVER THE WOL TO SHO THEM I RELE WANTID TO GO OWSID.

IM ASHAMD TO TEL YU THAT I GOT EXPELD FROM DACAR EVREBODE. THAY CALD DADE AN SED I WOS JUPIN OVER THE WOL AN I MIT HURT MYSEF OR I MIT GET OWT. SO DADE HAD TO COM PIK ME UP. THAY PUT ME IN SOLOTAIRY UNTIL DADE CUD COM GET ME. I WOS OLY AT THE DACAR FOR ABOWT A OWER AN A HAF BUT IT FELT LIK I WOS THER A RELE LONG TIM. I WOS SO HAPE WEN DADE CAM FOR ME BUT I DONT THINK DADE WOS VARE HAPE.

SO NOW I AM GOWEN TO TRY A NU DACAR AN OSO I HAV TO STAY AT A HOTEL WEN MOME AN DADE GO ON VACASHUN. SOMTIMS I GO WITH THEM ON VACASHUN BUT I DONT WANT TO GO WITH THEM THIS TIM BECOS THAY AR GOWEN TO A RESTORAWN CALD PURR SAY AN I THIK ITS LOTSUV CATS THER. BECOS CATS SAY PURR PURR AN I SAY GET THE HEK OWTUV HEER YU LOWSY CAT!!!!!!!!

I HOP YU HAV A GRAT WEKEN AN IF YU GO TO DACAR I HOP IT IS FUN FOR YU. THE OTHER DOGS SEM LIK THAY HAV FUN BUT IT JUS WOSINT FOR ME EVREBODE.