NU POWUM

I SE YU CHIPMUK

YU BETUR GET OWDUV HEER

IM GONA MES YU UP

O NO

YU ESCAP

O WEL

TIM TO HAV A SNUZ

POWUM

I ROT A POWUM WITH THE WURDS I NO THE BEST.

BELBYS POWUM

MOME MOME

COM HEER

DADE DADE

COM HEER

NO NO NO NO NO

BELBY SIT BELBY

PARK

NO NO NO NO NO

SHAK

TUCH

SURKOL

GOOD GRIL BELBY

GOOD DOG SIT DOGI

DOWN

NO NO NO DOGI

NO MAM

UP UP

DOWN

THE END THAS THE HOL POWUM

I HOP YU LIK MY POWUM AN I HOP YU HAV A GRAT DAY.

EXPELD :(

I WOS PRETE EXITID LAS WEK BECOS I GOT SIND UP FOR DACAR! (Ed. note: DACAR is daycare, not Dakar. Belby will not be traveling to Senegal.) WEN MOME SIND ME UP THER WOS A NIS LADE THER WHO GAV ME TRETS. SO I THOT DACAR WOS GOWEN TO BE GRAT! I THOT DACAR WOS ME AN MOME AN THE TRET LADE AN A CUPOL OTHER DOGS HEER AND THER.

THEN TO DAYS LATER DADE TUK ME TO DACAR. BUT THEN HE LEFT!! AN IT WOS JUS ME AN SUM STRANJURS AN ALOTUV DOGS I DONT EVEN NO!!!! I WOSINT HAPE. DACAR WOS NOT GRAT. SO I TRID TO GO AFTER DADE. I JUPT OVER A WOL AN I JUPT OVER A DOR. BUT NOBODE WUD LET ME GO OWSID! THAY KEP PUTIN ME BAK IN THE DACAR OFIS! I KEP JUPIN OVER THE WOL TO SHO THEM I RELE WANTID TO GO OWSID.

IM ASHAMD TO TEL YU THAT I GOT EXPELD FROM DACAR EVREBODE. THAY CALD DADE AN SED I WOS JUPIN OVER THE WOL AN I MIT HURT MYSEF OR I MIT GET OWT. SO DADE HAD TO COM PIK ME UP. THAY PUT ME IN SOLOTAIRY UNTIL DADE CUD COM GET ME. I WOS OLY AT THE DACAR FOR ABOWT A OWER AN A HAF BUT IT FELT LIK I WOS THER A RELE LONG TIM. I WOS SO HAPE WEN DADE CAM FOR ME BUT I DONT THINK DADE WOS VARE HAPE.

SO NOW I AM GOWEN TO TRY A NU DACAR AN OSO I HAV TO STAY AT A HOTEL WEN MOME AN DADE GO ON VACASHUN. SOMTIMS I GO WITH THEM ON VACASHUN BUT I DONT WANT TO GO WITH THEM THIS TIM BECOS THAY AR GOWEN TO A RESTORAWN CALD PURR SAY AN I THIK ITS LOTSUV CATS THER. BECOS CATS SAY PURR PURR AN I SAY GET THE HEK OWTUV HEER YU LOWSY CAT!!!!!!!!

I HOP YU HAV A GRAT WEKEN AN IF YU GO TO DACAR I HOP IT IS FUN FOR YU. THE OTHER DOGS SEM LIK THAY HAV FUN BUT IT JUS WOSINT FOR ME EVREBODE.

ALURJES

SORY I HAVIT TOKT TO YU GIS IN A LONG TIM!!! I WOS PRETE BIZI WITH THE SNO AN THEN WEN THE WETHUR GOT NISUR I HAD TO SUPERVIS SOM GARDENIN.

TODAY MOME GOT MY SETBELT AN I WAS SO ACITED BECOS I THOT I WOS GOWEN TO THE PARK. YAY THE PARK!! BUT WE DIDIT GO TO THE PARK. WE WEN TO THE DOKTUR. MOME TUK ME TO THE DOKTUR BECOS I WAS LICKIN LICKIN LICKIN MY FET OL NIT EVRE NIT. AN I WOS OSO ACHU ACHU SNEZIN ON PEPOL LIK MOME.

AT FURST I HAD TO GET ON THE SKAL SO THE DOKTUR CUD NO HOW MUCH I WAY. I GOT A LITOL MAD ABOWT GETIN ON THE SKAL BECOS I DIDIT WANT EVREBODE LUKIN AT HOW MUCH I WAY BECOS ITS PRIVIT. BUT THEN MOME MAD ME GET ON THE SKAL ENEWAY. AN I HAD A GUD WAIT! NOT FATDOG NOT SKINIDOG JUS GUD.

THEN MOME PUT ME ON A TAL TABOL SO THE VET HEPER CUD LUK ME OVER. BUT I DIDIT LIK BE IN ON THE TAL TABOL SO I JUS JUPT RIT OFF AN EVREBODE SED O NO AR YU OK. THEN MOME PUT ME BAK ON THE TABOL. THEN THE VET CAM IN AN LUKT AT MY FET AN MY BELE AN EVREWER. AN SHE SED I KEP MYSEF LUKIN GRAT. BUT SHE SED I HAV ALURJES. I HAV TO TAK BENIDRIL AN WIP MY FET AN BELE EVRE DAY. IF THE ALURJES GET MOR WURSUR I HAV TO GET STAROYDS! STAROYDS WIL GIV ME BIG MUSILS I GES.

THE VET HEPER GAV ME TO TRETS BECOS I WOS A GUD GRIL!! AN I AM ACITED TO GO BAK TO THE DOKTUR IN OGUST BECOS NEKS TIM I THIK I AM LERNIN HOW TO SO!!! THAY SED I WUD GET SOM NEDOLS NEKS TIM SO I GES THAY AR SOWIN NEDOLS. I AM GOWEN TO SO A SWETUR FOR MY ANT LISY!! IM ACITED!

I HOP YU HAD A GUD DAY AN IF YU WEN TO THE DOKTUR I HOP YU HAD A GRAT TIM.

PS I WOS FARDIN A LITOL BIT ON THE TAL TABOL BUT I DON THIK ENEWON NOTIST.

NU FREN

IM HAPE BECOS YESTURDAY I MAD A NU FREN AT THE PARK. HIS NAM IS TANK. MOME WOS KINDUV NURVIS BECOS TANK IS BIG AN LUKS KINDUV SCARE. BUT TANK IS NOT MEEN!! HE IS RELE NIS!!! WE PLAD THIS FUN GAM WER TANK OPEN HIS MOWTH AN PUTS HIS TEETHS AROWN MY NEK. THEN I TRY TO PUT MY TEETHS AROWN HIS NEK BUT MY MOWTH ISNT VARE BIG. MOME SED COM HEER BELBY AN TRY TO MAK ME LEV TANK ALON BUT I KEP RUNIN AFTER TANK BECOS IT WAS SO FUN WEN HE PUT HIS TEETHS AROWN MY HED!! HAHAHA. TANK IS SO FUNE AN NIS.

I HOP YU HAD A GRAT WEKEN AN I HOP YU HAV A NIS FREN LIK TANK.

A FUN DAY

YU WIL NEVR GES WER I WEN TODAY.


THE PARK!!!

I DIDIT SE ANY OF MY FRENS FROM MY NABERHUD BUT I MAD LOTS OF NU FRENS. I GOT VARE DURTE AN I GOT LOTS OF DURT IN THE CAR BUT I DIDIT GET IN TRUBOL BECOS I CUDIT HELP IT.

NOW I AM VARE VARE SLEPE.

WUT DID YU DO TODAY? I HOP YU HAD A GRAT DAY. I LIK WEKENS. AN MUNDAY IS A HALADAY!

NO PE

I WEN TO THE PARK TONIT ON A WEKNIT!!!! NOBODE PED ON MY HED AN I WOS HAPE. I SAW JAK FROM MY NABERHUD. JAK IS ALOT BIGER THAN ME BUT JAK LIKS RUNIN AN I LIK RUNIN TO. SO WE PLAD RUNIN GAMS. AN WE PLAD BOWNSIN GAMS TO. IT WOS A GRAT TIM AT THE PARK.

I HOP YU HAD A GUD DAY AN IF YU WEN TO THE PARK I HOP YU HAD A GRAT TIM.